A day in the life of Patty

Teenage girls! Yuck. Are you there God, it me her mother?

I want a refund.

I have been working on my thesis paper on and off for weeks...now the past seven clock hours I have been laser focused on it. It is still not complete! I feel like a complete tart. I want to have some confidence in my own research...but really who am I kidding? awhhhhggggggg. So it has been a long week...tomorrow is a free day...maybe I will finish this paper. Maybe.....or maybe I will play on ebay all night...sleep all day....and try again tomorrow night...whatever is whatever!

I want to pull hair out at the follicle....seriously.

Random thought: Star Jones looks like an alien! WTF?

I am gearing up for the True Colors Tour next Monday. The concert was to be my birthday present from Shawna..but she is so unpredictable. I bought my own ticket and told her to forget it. I am going with Gena again this year and a couple other friends. I don't know if Shawna is gonna show up with tickets or not...guess she can take someone else. She is so unreliable...I feel like a terrible friend for that but there is too much history unmentionable here.

So I am packed--ready--now I have to wait a week!

Ok I am seriously having a problem my peoples getting divorces...its crazy! My friend Annie--has kicked her man to the curb after seven years of marriage....then my Gina has been in a mess for some time now and currently he has gone to stay at his mothers...WTF? All my double daters will be split...which means these girls will be out on the single scene leaving me and my rocking chair in the dust. I don't like this one bit, most people may not look at this from their own perspective..I guess I should be thinking of all their kids...and things like that. But actually at the moment I am only thinking about how this will really put a damper in my social life...Just slap me!

And anyone who knows me understands that I get along with men better than woman most of the time...so now I loose their husbands as friends...just sucks..anyway you look at it...DAMN IT!

Ebay seller must die! I hate winning a bid on a good deal just to find that the idiot can't mail the item within a three weeks time..come on people! I paid this person on the 10th of April....where's my shit?

Said person who had said pictures of her taken at my house last weekend...comes over with four bottles of wine...suspicious since I usually have to purchase such....my flags are raised...

said person volunteers to make my drinks for me....said person brings the second glass of wine and it looks greenish blush and grainy...hmm lets see--should I drink said drink? hell no!

Said person refuses to admit said chemicals were placed in said drink...in fact, just to prove her ridiculous point she drinks said greenish blush wine....

Needless to say said person was passed out again at my house by 9pm.....hmmm to bad I was not in the mood for a photo shoot!

Just for the record---YOU CANT TOUCH THIS!

I did my first school visit to promote the children summer reading program this year....and omg---all my little friends were screaming my name before they introduced me at the assembly...almost teary eyed me stands up there and we all do the hokey pokey and then I talk for a few minutes...then I say goodbye and get a freaking standing ovation...awh the moments!

Possibly need to get mugshots of myself to autograph at such events...hahaahha! I my paycheck reflected such applause...my heart is full today. That is all!

I was asked (by my superior at work) to be her guest at the rotary club luncheon? What is a rotary..this is what webster's dictionary says it is...

1. having an important part that turns on an axis

2. of, relating to, or being a press in which paper is printed by rotation in
contact with a curved printing surface attached to a cylinder


So, yeah still don't know...but I guess I should dress casual? hmmmmm---pajamas? pirate outfit? Fergialicious dress? Not quite sure!

What do you do when a friend of yours has obvious herpes simplex break out on her face and then drinks out of your drink?

I just viewed that last post and that is even funnier now.....I am pretty sure I am going to hell in a hand basket...hahahahahaha!

But it is so damn funny.....warning to all...if you want to have a sleepove with me and you fall asleep before 10pm (especially if it is due to taking pills)...this is what you get...

I have had enough of the national carwreck that keeps
playing over and over...I feel terrible about what
happened at Virginia Tech...But if I cannot keep feeling
that deep emotional uproar everytime I log onto the internet
or turn on the television..it is giving me post traumatic
stress syndrome. I really need a cave to crawl in right
now...that is all!

If this is the precursor to April 19th....give me a sleeping
pill now...cause my newsly aquired womanly emotions can't cope.

Hmmm--where to start. Good news flash..matt says that he will be home earlier than expected...possibly May--yippee! I am feeling better from the dreaded spring allery attack. My mother is speaking to me again...although I am not sure I want to speak to her. THe nasty weather has made way for the sun to shine today....hmmmm that is the good news.

Step-sister in law had terrible car crash Friday (the 13th)--she has fractured skull, brain swelling, and possible brain injury. She didn't look half as bad as that sounds....I went to see her today and was not sure what I would see. Makes me want to drive at a snail pace for the rest of my life.

I have been so sick....had to get a steroid shot and script for antibiotics yesterday...still not out of the bed much today...making myself go to work tomorrow....making myself. I would enjoy this bed much more if I could sleep...blah blah blah

Ok so watching all kinds of daytime TV...freaking lovin it. Pink was on Ellen this morning...Sylvia Browne was on Montel..and now Dr. Phil is interviewing a long lost step-sister of Anna Nicole and he is bashing her whole story. I am enjoying it so much...because of all these people who are coming out now that she is dead...its about time someone get real and say--shut the hell up---where were you and your stupid book before her death..you were waiting in the shadows......go dr. phil--you my hero!

Talked to matt on messenger..he just got news that..you guessed it....he is staying longer in afghanistan......

A day in the life of me....well I think my director got a mental buzz that I have been applying for dream jobs...she invited me to lunch and immediatly started talking about the asst. director position that she is trying to get passed on her budget to create. For awhile I let her beleive that I was thinking about getting my Masters in Library Science, just so she would give me that job...but seeing as how the masters program I really will be in starts later this year..I thought I better come clean so I tell her the truth. Fully expecting her to retreat...she quickly decided that my current degree would be sufficient...wow! I could really use the pay raise...and now my hopes are high and she still has to get this passed by city council and her boss...sigghhh

so just when I am still on the compliment high she gave me....the next day she comes in early to talk privately to me...uh oh. She wants to tell me that another staff has been demoted to work all evening shifts and that I get to have all opening shift....YIPPEEEE! No more working until 8pm on Tuesdays...yippee....she actually asks me--will this work for you? HELL YEAH!

So good vibes for the ice princess library director of mine today!

wanted to choke ryan seacrest? I am about to....that is all.

When I revisited the Dentist today because my jaw was aching from the extraction site...where my wisdom tooth was yanked out last week..he said I had a dry socket...so he put the worst tasting stuff in my mouth...stopped hurting but I have had smoked hickory flavored breath all day....pretty sure I could breath on some steaks and give them a great hickory flava!

A soldier from Moore died in Iraq yesterday and he was due home next week. Everytime I think everything is going to be ok with my brother over there...something like this happens. I kept thinking he made through--he only has two months...well that guy only had another week and he would have been home for good. My heart hurts....the kid was 21 and he most likely turned 21 over there..my brother turned 30 over there this year. I hate this feeling and I will be honest when I say that I want to be stingy with my kids--I wont let them serve. I won't let them be bought with sign up $$ and promises to college...and if reality was not enough--CSI Miami went to this same dark place last night...damn it...give me some issues I am not dealing with and I love CSI..then I couldnt turn it off and now I have PTSS from having seen the fighting scenes.

I had just finished talking to my bro on messenger and he had to go so he could get ready for a night mission...when I start watching that CSI miami...talk about bad timing...I think I need some anxiety meds..then when CSI ends the News comes on and they start talking about this soldier killed in Iraq...pass me the xanax...please!

This week off work proved to be productive afterall. I spent some time with friends for some much needed emotional unload...sorry B..you live to far I couldnt make the trip after the san antonio trip...but the emotional release proved to be exactly what I needed...then as soon as I return home after the slumber party today...a friend shows up needing me so she could unload and her issue proved to outweigh mine..

I was so glad that I had not went to her with my emotional issues...she is going through so much and my issues would have seemed to be petty.

breathing in....



My damn mouth hurts...has wisdom tooth pulled and crown put in place on next tooth Tuesday and ouch...byw--i dont feel any less wise.

Funny thing about this national holiday....other than celebrating a day off work--I have not seen any evidence of celebrating past President's. THis may serve as an example of how non-affluent my current social circle and demographic area's are...I feel guilty about this...so I plan to do some internet research on a couple of founding father's....right after I watch Oprah.

In other news.......I secretly enjoy that damn metro-sexual Justin Timberlake's music videos...that is all!